Thursday, March 19, 2009
100 things.
1. They'll thrill you or sedate you.2. The most relaxing thing in the world is to sit back and to think about God being a glowing cube with simple, complex mechanisms in some different dimension.3. Girls are energy vampires, and it's amazing how much entertainment they demand from you.4. Brennan' actually a really good friend.5. The reason why people think teenagers are pathetic children who are cute to be heard, but no to be listened to is because we think that way about ourselves.6. It's generally not a good idea to go into high school hoping to be excluded from everything.7. Conversations are a chore, an art, and probably the hardest chore that you will ever undertake.8. Girls will not be impressed with you unless you're funny.9. It's amazing how little attention even your best friends can give you.10. Usually, parties suck unless you're the most attractive person there.11. Capitalists really are the scum of the earth, and Cash really does Rule Everything Around Me. 12. Ideology is hate.13. Energy is a life-force, and more than just stamina.14. Ignorance is a plague.15. To express yourself you need to know what you're talking about.16. Honduras is optimal for saving a community.17. Do NOT drink a 40 proof.18. Apathy and fear are the two biggest turn-offs in a human.19. Society is a system that can not be overridden. 20. Talk is WAAYY different than action.21. The ghettos are beautiful. 22. Sondre Lerche is probably the biggest most beautiful kept secret ever.23. It generally isn't good to insult people too much. 24. The mayor likes to talk when he's nervous.25. It's much less effective to work on a Mayor's Youth Advisory Council when you sit in a circle and do Warm-Up questions and interactives.26. Most things aren't necessary.27. A minimalistic view on life isn't necessarily a bad one.28. Family truly is all it's cooked up to be.29. Balance out your political connection. 'Cuz politics will kill you.30. Girls are most likely clueless, and more violent and scary than the Mafia.31. Riding your bike 8 miles isn't worth it in the long run.32. It always rains at the perfect times.33. The fabric of reality has rips somewhere...34. There are set rules and strategies, regulations and ways, tactics and cliches that are involved in picking up girls, talking to girls and conversations in general.35. Never have really cool best friends, because then you'll always compare yourself to them.36. Whoring really shouldn't be acceptable.37. It's good to respect women.38. Never judge a book by its cover. I know, cliche, but I've truly realized that this year. 39. There are soo many opportunities for youth to do things. They just don't think they can or don't want to.40. School is a very complex society that is very dysfunctional, due to all the small pubescent children running around.41. It's a good thing and a bad thing not to get involved with too many girls.42. Short people think they're better than you, though they won't admit that they think they do.43. People don't believe in God because they can't conceive any other God than man. 44. People always question God because they try to match a nature to a genuinely unknown force. They try to match a god to the human condition, and to what we go through. Usually, people don't notice that it's not God that they're against, but religion.45. Islam is beautiful.46. Khari's going to fail at women after the age of twenty.47. Anne Hathaway is fugging sexy, and Zooey Deschanel is the kind of chick you'd marry.48. It's unbearable to listen to a song that used to bring up feelings in you, and then find out it does nothing for you anymore.49. Poor people do exist. 50. Humans are their money, unfortunately.51. Don't like people for their breasts, guys. It just effs things up.52. Everyone is a person, and should be treated as such.53. Everyone humors me. 54. Racism is in no way gone, but is still visible EVERYWHERE. Black people are still very much enslaved, in a modern way.55. Slavery has left me with a very confused personality. I hate white people, and I would like to be a white person.56. Regina Spektor is awesome.57. Girls are generally too beautiful for Khari.58. CSS is extremely difficult.59. What if we were just... cascading style sheets?60. The dark is actually the best place to see the light.61. Meditation does wonders.62. Having a two-way monologue is very painful.63. Spirituality is natural. So it shouldn't be called "spirituality." It should just be called nature.64. Communism is the savior.65. The Illuminati is not to be hated, but to be impersonated and debunked.66. Bolan is the worst person to take the world over. Because he will not help you.67. Thinking is the only way to sanely get through life.68. Geometry is simply teaching you how to think abstractly.69. Your best friends are going to be shorter than you.70. Writing isn't hard if you just write.71. Plot is better in nonsensical metaphors.72. Your history is always going to follow you, no matter how seemingly innocent it is.73. Memories are stapled to you forever.74. Winter is actually more filled with memories than fall.75. It still holds true that "nothing is that same, now that it is November."76. I haven't learned anything else.
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