CATS AND FINS.

Some Fins of Cats
By Khari Johnson

Some cats have fins. And are actually cats. Sometimes I like to write about cats with fins. Like right now. This cat had flappy fins. They were fat fins. And I cut them off. And it bled. And I lapped up the blood. And I smiled. Sometimes I like to lap up cats' bloods. Kings of elves are also cats with fins. I had a cat with fins. His name was Aubrey. And I cut off his fins. And I lapped up his blood, too. There was this one time when I opened the door and there was a cat with fins. His name was Q. He was an agent of Cats with Fins. I opened the door and he shot me because I cut off the fins of a cat. He wasn't very pleased. They got a detective on the case. His name was Private Eye Jones. He had a nose like a cucumber. He was a cat with fins. He told me that it was helpless, and shot me again. So this was my story about cats with fins.

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