Aubrey tells me that I was high.

Scissors are only meant for one thing. Scissors are meant to open up the gate to the realm... DUDE! Did you know that there's a whole other place out there, did you know that? ...I was sleeping with scissors one time, no I think it was my dog I think she was the scissors that time and this whole thing grew from them...

I saw this guy with a shark and he was throwing it around at people and it was really sad because there were babies inside of the shark.

I wasn't picking my nose, I was making a new world.

Calculators sometimes they have these things and they get angry, NO! Calculators are used sometimes when you have to do things. Sometimes calculators are used because sometimes in war people don't know how to use their walkie talkies.

Cuz sometime Aubrey and I were in a sweatshop... (after being asked where we met)

You don't put rings on English

I was gonna say the sharpener... not the garden or anything.

Tyrannosaurus rex have very big nails and when they cut you, it's like a spaceship.

NO he has a black (something) helicopter and he's gay!

OKAY, if you know so much about ranger Dave what kind of child does he have? He has a boat child and he rides it sometimes. In episode four, why didn't he go to the prom? Because his grandma cut off his leg and was like, here come stitch it back on.

This won't fit, it's like, it's like a bunny. (In reference to USB cord for MP3)

Zach's scary.

You only have four noses

I'm never happy.

I'm never happy
The elephant flows from my legs
The elephant cuts up the floor
The elephant drinks my drinks
The elephant kisses my girl

I'm never happy
There's only one instance where I'm gone
And the sky doesn't bleed blue
That I'm okay with the lights outside
And the sunflower doesn't touch the wall,
And you're absence isn't on my mind

I'm never happy
And cloudless cover belittles my name
Sounds and hearts creep up on me
If my legs were silent, there would be no time
In time, with a beat, no time's gaze
And I frown downward into the space

I'm never happy
There's never much rainbow in my teeth
Only too many cobwebs in my mouth
There's a frog on your mind,
A frog under your hat,
And a kiss on your tongue
I can feel it;
The open sky tells me so

I'm never happy
The smile never comes galloping fervently,
It never imposes and lights my candle
The smile never takes me out

I'm never happy
This night should be wasted on romance,
Not multicolored gigglings and story
The horse sits and puts it's fingers in it's mouth
And validity rides away on strawberries and the backs of the leaves

I'm never happy
You're always with someone else
And the twigs under my feet scream "not me"
And the twigs under my feet scream "not me"
There's only cream under my eyes

This situation is boneless,
Boneless and awkward
Children only see it,
The bones cycling down
The lion winging our lines
This situation is boneless,
Its name is "tortoise shells mowed down"

I'm never happy
With me there's never a crown
I'm never happy
With you is always a saber
And a fine lad on your arm
The leaves all crinkle your name,
But there's always a knife in there somewhere
Though you told me you'd stay away

I'm never happy
There are always too many stars,
And this sunset is better painted with you
I'm never happy enough to drown,
For the light never quite touches my skin.