Aubrey tells me that I was high.

Scissors are only meant for one thing. Scissors are meant to open up the gate to the realm... DUDE! Did you know that there's a whole other place out there, did you know that? ...I was sleeping with scissors one time, no I think it was my dog I think she was the scissors that time and this whole thing grew from them...

I saw this guy with a shark and he was throwing it around at people and it was really sad because there were babies inside of the shark.

I wasn't picking my nose, I was making a new world.

Calculators sometimes they have these things and they get angry, NO! Calculators are used sometimes when you have to do things. Sometimes calculators are used because sometimes in war people don't know how to use their walkie talkies.

Cuz sometime Aubrey and I were in a sweatshop... (after being asked where we met)

You don't put rings on English

I was gonna say the sharpener... not the garden or anything.

Tyrannosaurus rex have very big nails and when they cut you, it's like a spaceship.

NO he has a black (something) helicopter and he's gay!

OKAY, if you know so much about ranger Dave what kind of child does he have? He has a boat child and he rides it sometimes. In episode four, why didn't he go to the prom? Because his grandma cut off his leg and was like, here come stitch it back on.

This won't fit, it's like, it's like a bunny. (In reference to USB cord for MP3)

Zach's scary.

You only have four noses