Holden.

There's this guy Gerald, really stupid, a big moron and phony as hell, who all the teachers like. It just makes me so goddam angry how he goes up to a teacher and shakes their hand, and he gets 'em all buttered up and all, makes good friends with them, and then fails everything, but still manages to pull a B+ out of his ass! It hate to see lousy guys like that. I really do. But the other day, I was just horsing around, trying not to get bored, playing with a stupid drop down ironing board in our room, and it fell right on his crumby head! It killed me. I was rolling on the floor for four hundred hours.